June 15, 2014
Written and photographed by Tyrocharm
This cursed addiction has taken me to a new low. The last thing I remember was idly glancing at Tapatio. Next, I woke up to the screams of bloody murder as oranges ran away leaving jicama behind. With salt and Tajin as witnesses, I think I’m done for.
Disclaimer: The events portrayed in this story, although based on real life events, may or may not be the original scene of the crime. Therefore, TyroCharm does not admit by any means whatsoever that she herself was the subject of inspiration for this event.